I don't even know what I blog.
[TRANSLATION: I'm having an identity crisis]
Beyonce, Lady Gaga and I will mop you across the floor.
The TARDIS floor that is.
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
this will never be not funny.
I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
you can sit with me amanda
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.
Two of my English teachers told me they place bets on who will win when they find out there’s going to be a fight between the students
i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with
guyssss i found the artpop tracklist xDDD
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart