uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.

ingroan:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

beyness:

#artpop is finally released

fagflow:

you can sit with me amanda

c-apsicle:

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

Two of my English teachers told me they place bets on who will win when they find out there’s going to be a fight between the students

nahshaw:

i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with 

acciogaga:

guyssss i found the artpop tracklist xDDD

thewaydanandphilsmile:

My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart